var how_many_slogans = 31;
var now = new Date();
var sec = now.getSeconds();
var slogan = sec % how_many_slogans;
slogan +=1;


if (slogan==1) 
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk - walking under ladders since 1977";
}

if (slogan==2) 
{
	window.defaultStatus="drugs are bad because if you do drugs you're a hippy, and hippies suck - Eric Cartman";
}

if (slogan==3) 
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk - the problem with drugs is that people forget to stop doing them";
}

if (slogan==4) 
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk - because the drugs don't work";
}

if (slogan==5) 
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk - because you're worth it";
}

if (slogan==6) 
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk - extinguishing the light at the end of the tunnel";
}

if (slogan==7) 
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk - this one goes up to 11";
}

if (slogan==8) 
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk - because the sky will fall on our heads tomorrow";
}

if (slogan==9) 
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk";
}

if (slogan==10) 
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk - why are you reading this?";
}

if (slogan==11) 
{
	window.defaultStatus="when the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea - Eric Cantona";
}

if (slogan==12) 
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk - the two wrongs were just the start";
}

if (slogan==13) 
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk - we who are about to die salute you";
}

if (slogan==14) 
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk - why stop now just when I'm hating it?";
}

if (slogan==15) 
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk - we should kill time";
}

if (slogan==16) 
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk - for everything but the kitchen sink";
}

if (slogan==17) 
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk is the new black";
}

if (slogan==18) 
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk - for people with hairy palms";
}

if (slogan==19) 
{
	window.defaultStatus="lock up your daughters - its eldan.co.uk";
}

if (slogan==20) 
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk - the messiah is coming - look busy!";
}

if (slogan==21) 
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk - you're not from these parts are you";
}

if (slogan==22) 
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk - a local site for local people";
}

if (slogan==23) 
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk - an eye for an eye leaves everybody blind";
}

if (slogan==24) 
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk - what are you gonna say about him?  he was a kind man?  he was a wise man?  bullshit, man";
}

if (slogan==25)
{
	window.defaultStatus="I'm so boring my gloves want to keep someone else warm";
}

if (slogan==26)
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk - these things elevate me above animals";
}

if (slogan==27)
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk - things just aren't as real as they used to be";
}

if (slogan==28)
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk - ich bin im Kuehlschrank uebernachtet und war nicht nass geworden";
}

if (slogan==29)
{
	window.defaultStatus="hell is round the corner and it's hot like a sauna";
}

if (slogan==30)
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk - everything you know is wrong";
}

if (slogan==31)
{
	window.defaultStatus="eldan.co.uk - like Mr. T but white and hairy";
}